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who has the image where it says albert einstein lived in a house made of cheese and failed the driving test 8000 times
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Honestly it didn’t make me truly laugh until Darth Vader came tootling tooting out and then I lost it.
WHAT IS THIS OH MY GOD
I’m just gonna add this:
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why are sun bears like…that?
like what
oh you mean that
well
sometimes it just be like that
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if ya girl is clingy let her be clingy cuz if she stops bein clingy u gonna be all sad n shit cuz she aint clingy, wishin she was clingy again
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sound on you won’t regret it
the vibrato
The range, vibrato, control, the vocal agility? Wow.
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depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!
me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week
families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful
actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.
Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*
My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.
Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really quiet while we talk about your feelings :)))))) also I’m prescribing you 500 different medicines
My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let’s try taking a nap
My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this hilarious video I know you’d love.
Therapist in media: serious face the whole time
My therapist: *laughs awkwardly*
therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, “I’m afraid I haven’t [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]”
my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT???
my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or you can learn to keep it in balance… you’re my padawan now
Actual things my therapist has told me:
“You’re bassicly a glorified sad lizard.” (It makes sense with context)
“Damn girl you need to get your shit together.”
“Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something that isn’t bleach or memes.”
I’ll add more tomorrow after I see her again.
This is making me feel really good about seeing my therapist. Good job, Tumblr!
i just wanna say that i love yall and i’m so glad you’ve taken me venting about my parents being shitty and turned it into a nice post. good job guys, keep it up.
my therapist Becki, who has been one of the strongest forces for good I’ve ever encountered in my life, once looked me dead in the eyes and said “your brain is kind of a bitch.” therapists are so much cooler and better than fiction makes you think.
“wow she sounds kinda like a shitty person, you don’t need that petty crap in your life”
“why do you measure everything in different grades of thumbs up”
“can’t relate”
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natasha just sit in the damn chair you drama queen
this images all have a particularly russian aura to them
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